Slither

Slither - Inktober Day Thirty, 2021

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She was sitting at the bar. He approached her. She was wearing some kind of robe.

He said to her, "Are you Hogwarts? Because I want to Slytherin."

She took off the robes and revealed herself to be a huge snake. She replied, "Sssaid sssomething, brother?"

He took off his disguise and revealed himself to be Voldemort. He said, "I knew it was you, Nagini. Now let's go. Lot of work to do."

She turned around to leave and was heard saying, "Sss#!?sss, can't catch a break..."

She left the bar and disappeared. Voldemort followed suit.

What does Dark Lord think of himself? Does he just summon me whenever he wants? I want to relax and take a vacation, but no. I catch him saying Hhhhhaaaaarrryyyyy Pppppooooootttteeerrr... Is he a snake or something? Why that way of saying his name? So obsessed with this kid. Get a life, Dark Lord. Bunch of "Death Eaters" gather around and praise him and his plans. What if everyone just took a break. For just couple of months? How great it would be. Kill Harry. Kill everyone that comes in the way of immortality... You know you could just... Split the soul into random pieces and throw them randomly on Earth. And maybe even Moon. Who would go there? And then chill without putting yourself in front people threatening to kill them? What do you expect them to do? Not try to kill you? Use your brain, bruh.

Voldemort could catch few thoughts that Nagini was thinking out loud. He didn't care. He didn't pay much attention. He was more focused on the work needed to be done. The perfect plan. The theatrics. Practicing Harry Potter's name. The magic of it all.

He does this all the time. Once I was on the way to visit some friends. Who aren't part of this cult "Death Eaters"...club or whatever it is. But I was called by him to aid his raid of Hogwarts. Like bro, why wait an year every year to do this? And can't you just plan the whole thing properly? Everytime I have to be one of the backup plans. I don't want to be that. Just go and plan with your cult following how to better capture this little kid who didn't even know magic couple of years ago. Aren't you DARK LORD? Single handedly eliminated all the criminals recognition in the magic world? How is this kid able to repel you? Maybe I can learn a thing or two from him. Finally I could catch a break. Wait... He doesn't get any break. He gets a visit every academic year. Okay, so there's no one who can escape Voldy boi?

"Okay, Nagini, that's going too far. Voldy boi? Really?" Said Voldemort.

"You ignore all my complaintssss, but you hear that, bruh?" Quipped Nagini.

Ahh... Going back to ignoring me. I guess I should write a book. Voldemort and A Freaking Huge Sssnake. Or Dark Lord and His Fanbois: A tale where they're trying to catch their own tail.

"Alright that's enough... Get out have fun. Whatever. You have two weeks." Interjected Voldemort.

"Finally... Bye then."

She disapparated into bliss.